MINOS THE MINOTAUR COMIC #145:
THE BIGGEST LOSER

NEWS: 09-01-2010

Hi there! Did you miss us? We are glad to present you a new Minos strip! This one concludes the Arc of the Oracle, and Minos made little progress once again. Some of you wrote to us expressing your delight with this arc, begging for it to last throughout the summer. And it did! Thanks to a few strategic delays. Who knew two strips could get us through an entire season? Surely beats reruns on tv, regardless of the country you are in. Yes, in some countries summer-time-tv is synonymous to live broadcasts of executions. It probably puts you in a mood for Minos where nobody dies... We're glad to be popular worldwide.

This summer was the hottest we've had in a decade here where we live. Now, WE (the altruistic fundamentalist group that is Dumb Bum) are aware that some people do not have air conditioning. We also know our Minotaur strips tend to rise by 16 degrees the temperature of any average horny teenager. Wanting to prevent a national epidemic of teenagers dying dehydrated (they are very loyal readers!) we took the moralistic road, opting to sacrifice our gigantic site traffic, and save a few lives instead. Now that the temperature is cooling, Minos is back, ready to claim that quarter per month from Google Ads! It's good to have Morals!

But now we have a buffer of comics, all of them very hot! The testing Panel that read them had to be hosed down repeatedly! Next time, another fancy lady enters Minos' life. Could she be THE ONE?... to kill him???

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