NEWS: 07-01-2009Many of you might think: Why didn't Minos just run towards the dagger, grab it, and stab away? ... ... Well, that was the OLD MINOS. After reading his dummy manual, he is SOPHISTICATED, so he thinks things through more than ever!
But he must learn not to think out loud. You never know who will steal your ideas. Also, odds are they knew what their king looks like. Something tells me he did not look like cattle...
So today, the 1st of July is the long anticipated HAMDU SINF MOON, that I keep talking about! Don't note it down, the date changes every year! This is the only day you can ward against the spirits of bad luck by combing the fleas out of a werewolf's fur. For those who can't find a werewolf with fleas (they are highly maintained these days. I blame Hollywood! It pressures them to look Hot... ALL THE TIME. It's hard for a werewolf!) combing a teapot from left to right provided good results when tested in a lab. Of course, real life is NOT a lab, so try to get the infested werewolf instead. Don't forget, it COULD be your neighbor, so take a chance and comb him for prosperity. WARNING: If you live in a country were firearms are common, you might get shot while trying to improve your luck.
I'm not ending this newsbox update because I can't find other random sentences. I'm stopping because my neighbor is here with a comb. And a disturbing smile... Mostly, it's the bottle of Ethanol that worries me... What was I thinking, looking so hot? Why did you do this to me Hollywood?
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