MINOS THE MINOTAUR COMIC #161:
SHAKE AND STICK IT

NEWS: 02-25-2012

PAM PAM PAM PAAAAAAAAAAMMM: ANOUNCEMENT
We acquired a new mattress for the Dumb Bum Studio! Sleeping on the job has never been more comfortable and accessible.

Thanks to all the people who wrote to us this week. But if you INSIST we need to get on medication, at least tell us on which one. We do not need your half-assed intervention. We might also need to turn our spam filter back on soon.

It came to our attention that since we boldly advertised on William Hungs website years ago (Thank you Project Wonderful), many celebrities became Minos-curious and avid fans!!!!! So hi Bruce Willis, Carmen Electra, Judith Dench and Joe, Jim, Dalilah and Elvis (your secret location is safe with me. I will be dropping over next week. Keep me the guest room and do not trim the hedges. I do not want the Palins spying on our nude bathing this time. I gained a few pounds, I am self-conscious.)

The next comic is coming at 3-Dead-Turtles-Miles-per-hour. Do not look at me like that. They are on a slope, they will roll down eventually. Until then enjoy Chanukah or whatever you can enjoy, it is all fine by me and the turtles.

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VOTE INCENTIVE: We now know why Santa keeps that list and checks it over and over again... He wouldn't want to forget anyone by mistake. Sorry to disillusion you about your favorite holiday. It's not about the gifts... Vote to see what it is about! CONSPIRACY THEORY in the making: Dumb Bum style!